Awful: Morality … and other Love Stuff

Now the state Supreme Court has upheld Alabama’s ban on the sale of sex toys.

Love Stuff, a Hoover purveyer of such toys that has fought the ban, remains open. It goes on as before, making sex toy customers sign a statement declaring their purchase is for medical, scientific, educational or other legal use.

Yes ma’am. I’d like that pink battery-operated 9-incher with the rabbit-ears. It’s for, um, educational purposes.

It has to be. A contraption like that would invariably teach you a thing or two.

via Archibald: Morality … and other Love Stuff – Archiblog